Elemental theory.

Feeling sciencey. So thought I should lay out how it is.

The world, as you probably have realised, is made up of stuff. Clearly, there's three main kinds.

PURE
These are essential elements of life as we know it. They are:

• Oxygen
• Water
• Marmalade
• Electricity
• Corkscrews

After that, it's mostly gravy. Although this breaks down into two key areas. By combining the appropriate amounts of these with the PURE elements, we can achieve anything.

GOOD
These are the constructive elements. They are:

• Cheese
• Music
• Boats
• Ducks
• Paris

EVIL
These are largely destructive and as environmentalists, we must work to eradicate them.

• Fossils
• Television
• Australians
• Cucumber
• Saxophones

This, of course, doesn't cover every detail of our daily experience, but anything that cannot be generated from the above building blocks is UNNECESSARY MATTER, and can be completely disregarded.

I hope this has been helpful.
Rev Nev